Gobble Gobble Turkey Terror
The new television campaign, scheduled to run through the holiday season, depicts a terrorist takeover of a supermarket. The store manager is shown bound and gagged, with shoppers cowering, as an unseen hostage taker warns that "innocent creatures" will be beaten, scalded and dismembered if anyone resists.
The commercial eventually reveals the "terrorist" to be a turkey puppet with a demand that people stop eating meat.
Anyone gonna stop eating turkey because of this?