Cable News Hotties
Those lips... Laurie Dhue has incredible lips. And she knows it. She probably has an entire case of lipstick in her dressing room, every single piece in bright, "fuck-me-red." She hosts a health-related program on the weekends that old people watch and send in questions about new geriatric drugs. I can't even fathom a guess at the number of heart attacks she's caused by crossing and uncrossing her legs "Basic Instinct" style while that old doctor guy drones on about arthritis and prostates. I think about 30% of Viagra sales can be attributed directly to old dudes watching Laurie Dhue, her lips, and her legs on Sunday mornings... What else can I say?