Viacom's Sumner Redstone Admits Some People Are Gay, Starts Network

Viacom Chairman and Chief Executive has apparently realized gays are a market segment to be tapped and will launch a gay themed cable channel - two years after the idea was initially brought to his attention. Outlet is the potential name for the network which begs the question - why does everything gay always have to do with some orifice or another? Oh wait, orifices are important to gays. Gays like orifices. Yea, that's it.