Riviera Concepts Inc. Offers Hummer in A Bottle

Riviera Concepts Inc. has partnered with penile inadequecy brand Hummer to produce an SUV stink they will pass off as colonge. For $52 a bottle, you can have a manly colonge packaged in a man-sized box which industry wonks predict will bring in $36 million in sales over the next two years from men who just need...well...more. Defamer is on the case with all the proper jokes.