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Search Optimizer Wants Customers to be On Top

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It's a well known fact that all marketers prefer to be on top when it comes to search engine results. SEO Inc. has taken this goal to heart attracting AD:TECH visitors to its booth with attractive models wearing tight tops bearing the slogan, "Wanna Be On Top?" While we did resist making a fool of ourselves replying, "Well, of course we do," we felt we had to share this pleasantly uplifting approach to inserting more members into SEO Inc.'s customer base.

Written by Steve Hall    Comments (2)     File: Promotions     Apr-25-05  

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Comments

"pleasantly uplifting"...

oy.

Posted by: Stevie on April 26, 2005 03:28 PM

standing around in tight shirts like a tart sure beats actually working for a living.

and the message SEO is sending about a woman's place in the business world...

Excuse me please, I have to go hurl now.

Posted by: poly on April 28, 2005 11:25 AM

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