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Carl's Jr. Paris Hilton Ad Crashes Website

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That's Hot! Too Hot

Maximizing publicity like Tom Cruise trotting out Katie Holmes, Carl's Jr. reports the website, which hosts its new ad in which Paris Hilton appears washing a Bentley and chomping on Carl's Jr.'s Spicy BBQ Burger in a stringy black swimsuit, crashed for four hours today due to the hormonal onslaught of male eyeballs ogling the soap covered heiress as she has virtual sex with the Bentley.

Commenting on the crash, Carl's Jr. EVP of Marketing Brad Haley said, "It was a mixed blessing. It turned out that Paris was too hot for our servers." well put, Brad, but are you sure you didn't just ask your IT guys to turn off the servers for a while to...oh...create this publicity stunt?

Written by Steve Hall    Comments (7)     File: Celebrity, Commercials, Online     May-23-05  

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Comments

The best way to show our disgust with Carls Jr. pornographic ad with slutty Paris Hilton is to not buy their products....don;t go to Carls Jr. anymore..they will get the message..boycott!!!

Posted by: Alice on May 25, 2005 09:34 AM

So is Carl's Jr saying that soap, sex, Paris and a Bently make for a burger? Maybe they should be advertising SLURPEES. The whole thing reminds me of a poor rip-off of the scene in Cool Hand Luke.

Posted by: Ken on May 25, 2005 03:11 PM

All I can say is Hilton sure puts the hard in Hardee's.

Posted by: Makita on May 26, 2005 01:35 PM

Wowee!

Just found the company that (makes)or has the Hot one piece Swimsuit that Paris Hilton Bikinis Ad had.
It is at www.bikinijoe.com they seem to always have the Hot stuff from MTV and the Bikinis the Stars wear.

Posted by: Beth Ann on May 26, 2005 08:33 PM

Alice.........

It has been some time since a "boycott" has had ANY effect on a major company. A boycott worked when there were 3 stores in town. Wal-Mart made $365,000,000,000 last year. Alice....stop your boycott of companies....our commerce depends on you.

ps...Alice....can you update me daily on all the companies in your opinion, that I should boycott? I'm hungry and unsure as to which fast-food companies I can eat at.

Posted by: kab on May 26, 2005 11:09 PM

The Bikinis and Burgers make a great shopping experience.Go to Hardee's to eat go to Bikini Joes
to get your real or unreal official un-official Paris Hilton Bikinis. Now how do we get the Bentley out of this deal. Bentley, Biotch, Bikinis & Burgers. This is life in the good old US and free enterprise and speach as it should be.

Posted by: JimBobJenkins on May 27, 2005 03:39 PM

First Paris Hilton Bikinis from Bikini Joes. Now I found a website with Nude Victorias Secret Girls, it
says, I don't beleive all this is true.

Are these websites trying to pull something over on us or do they have the REAL DEAL?

Posted by: Pari Hilton on June 22, 2005 12:33 AM

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