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Freakish Appendage Horrifies, Sells Shoes

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There's always been something seriously off putting about scenes in which people are tied to a bed for sexual purposes. While some freaks think it's erotic to be completely under the control of another, we think it's just plain stupid to put oneself in such a position of helplessness. That said, the power of sex always outweighs common sense as it does in this ad for U.K footwear and clothing maker Base. The poor guys in this ad thinks he's going to get lucky with the red-lipped, dark-haired, thong-clad hottie as she drops her bra and panties to the floor until he realizes what she puts on. How this sells shoes, we have no idea but it was interesting to watch.

Written by Steve Hall    Comments (4)     File: Commercials, Racy, Strange     Oct-28-05  

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Comments

Fantastic.
Old gag done very well, and the tagline actually works as a punchline as well as the visual gag.

Posted by: Rob Mortimer on October 28, 2005 12:20 PM

Must...buy...shoes...NOW!

Posted by: John Boy on October 28, 2005 03:23 PM

er *scratches head*

Posted by: Gidz on October 29, 2005 09:15 PM

wat shoe brand is this?

Posted by: Jordache Fuhrer on November 13, 2005 09:41 PM

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