Ass Pixel Advertising Hits Million Dollar Homepages

million_booty.jpg

OK, OK. You million dollar homepage freaks have finally forced us to take notice of your silly, ridiculous, money-making schemes. We held out as long as we could, ignoring your idiocy but you've hooked us this time, tapping our weakness. For those who have been living under the proverbial rock, million dollar homepages sell individual pixels on a webpage to advertisers stupid enough to believe anyone will actually see their ad. Well, Million Pixel Booty is taking a similar approach but is luring advertisers and viewers with the time-tested, sex sells strategy and have offered up a hottie's ass on which to place ads.

So you got us. You got your press. Happy? Now go away and go back to suckering stooges with your dopey schemes.

by Steve Hall    Nov-17-05   Click to Comment   
Topic: Online, Strange   

Enjoy what you've read? Subscribe to Adrants Daily and receive the daily contents of this site each day along with free whitepapers.



Comments



Comments

Now on Internet are many sites like this. Maybe the background can be the problem ? :)

All these sites are based on the Alex Tew's idea - with milliondollarhomepage.com. Quickly other copy-cat sites started popping up such as QuarterMillionDollarHomePage.com, QuarterMillionDollarWebPage.com, MillionPennyHomePage.com and many more.

Anything successful is bound to have imitators and this case is no exception.

Posted by: Pixel Advertising Forum on November 17, 2005 11:41 AM

Does the model receive assveresiduals?

Posted by: Ben Popken on November 17, 2005 11:58 AM

I guess he's hoping to build his personal assets. I am going to get 500 ho's, and sell ad space on their asses for a $1 a goose-pimple. Who knows, maybe I will make an asstronomical amount of money! As Alex's page is proof, there an ass-sucker born every minute, and a scheme to give real advertising a bad name to go along with it.


Posted by: John on November 17, 2005 2:24 PM

First, you give us gratuitous X, two ad babes (Donica and Paris) and now pixel booty in the "spread 'em" submission pose (in blue leather) all in the same issue! Who says you're not responsive to your readers requests?

Posted by: arthur on November 17, 2005 2:51 PM

AdRants: It's Bootielicious!

Posted by: john on November 17, 2005 3:40 PM

:) lol.. Nice write up and for the most part fairly accurate, but check out my stats page.. The top ad has over 2000 clicks for an extremely small investement (now, are the pervs clicking those ads buying anything?? got me!)

Just havin some fun -- the last couple weeks working on this "project" have been pretty enjoyable and the profit is nuttin to shake a stick at.

You know ya love da booty!

Posted by: MPB on November 17, 2005 5:13 PM

There are lots of clones appearing of the milliondollarhomepage, many of them are free to advertise and many for a sepcific country or theme.
But the one I like is http://www.freemillionpixelhomepage.com
The guy reckons that once hes hit the million bucks mark he will gamble it all on red or black ona roullette wheel in Las Vegas.
If he wins then all the advertisers will get a full refund and he will be a millionaire.
If he loses then.. well guess hes got nothing, its picking up as well, hes just gone over $32,000, in quicker time than the original page did !

Posted by: paul on November 22, 2005 9:12 PM

I have just come across a pixel site www.squarecity.co.uk its different from the rest quite interesting, its a nice simple design. I think its new as theres not much on there at the moment but is still based on Alex Tew's site which is almost full now.

Posted by: Tamara Jackson on December 6, 2005 1:47 PM

I have just come across a pixel site www.squarecity.co.uk its different from the rest quite interesting, its a nice simple design. I think its new as theres not much on there at the moment but is still based on Alex Tew's site which is almost full now.

Posted by: Tamara Jackson on December 6, 2005 1:50 PM

After seeing the success that milliondollarhomepage.com was having, I started up my own ad space website, however it's based on bytes rather than pixels. Depending on how low you can get the file size, ads can cost over half as much as ads on pixel-based ad space sites. To the best of my knowledge, it's the first byte-based ad site on the internet. Hopefully, it's enough of a departure from the "pixel pusher" concept to create decent traffic and create a buzz. Check out www.buckabyte.com for more.

Posted by: Michael Frans on December 18, 2005 10:18 PM

Would be funny as shit, if the model turned out to be a guy!!!!!

Posted by: John on December 20, 2005 2:05 PM

You comment spammers are pathetic.

Posted by: MPB on December 20, 2005 3:36 PM

I really hate pixels! That's why I'm underselling 'em on eBay... are you interested in 3200 pixels from 1 dollar?

Posted by: pixels suck on December 30, 2005 2:20 PM

Pixels suck bigtime, I hate them!!!!
Are you pixel-lovers or do you agree with me?
take a look: http://www.pixelssuck.com

Posted by: pixels suck on January 8, 2006 6:07 AM

Very cool. The milliondollarhomepage is a great idea.

Posted by: Daddy Yankee on January 15, 2006 4:52 PM

Pixel ad pages will go nowhere. The concept is sound but unless the development is truly unique and different there will be no traffic. eaPixel.com is selling ads but the site is designed in flash, the ads can be seen and read, and only one ad is seen at a time. Check http://www.eapixel.com the tagline is Earth Advertising in Pixel Artistry.

Nice twist.

G.I.

Posted by: Gail Iovino on February 2, 2006 2:03 PM

There are so many porn pixel advertising sites poping up that one needs to be different to stand out. www.pornpixelparadise.com offers something more to million porn pixel advertising - once the site reaches the million dollar mark all the funds will be bet on either red or black at a casino of our choice on a roulette table. If we win we will refund everyones money in full. If we lose we will have nothing. This is similar in nature to www.freemillionpixelhomepage.com

Posted by: John Braun on March 13, 2006 1:28 AM

Every here is maybe right or maybe wrong. Again I here for the same reason to make I living for something I love. Porn, Porn, Porn. But a bit of effort and you do it if your really want. This because my website www.booblepixels.com is slowly picking it self up.

Best of luck

Posted by: Simon on May 26, 2006 4:12 PM

http://www.isellbody.com/

Buy space on this chick's body so she can help her family.

Posted by: Olena on June 22, 2006 6:25 AM

What happens when you merge the milliondollarhomepage idea with sex (or is it art)? You get http://www.isellbody.com/

Posted by: WDD on June 24, 2006 2:57 PM

At least she has a chance to cover her nudity with adverts :)

Posted by: Michael Hosting on June 26, 2006 10:59 PM

Russian girl sells her body on internet....
She is russian and she is trying to sell her part of the body in a shape of pixels on her web page.... ISellBody.com


thought it is interesting....

Posted by: WDD on June 27, 2006 3:40 PM

I am in LOVE !!!

Posted by: WDD on June 27, 2006 3:44 PM

I believe that Alex's site still generates some indirect value for advertisers at least by improving their visibility in search engines. It has a PageRank of 7 and many still continue to add links to it (by the way, this article has just added one link). So, getting the link from website with such a high PageRank for as low as 1$ it is clearly a reasonable investment. Good luck to all the copycats :)
http://www.milliondollarhosting.net

Posted by: Michael Hosting on June 29, 2006 1:05 AM

The best pixel site is this one. It is Adult Content only.

Posted by: JH on August 7, 2006 6:22 PM

The best pixel site is this one. It is Adult Content only.

http://www.themilliondollarpornwebpage.com/

Posted by: JH on August 7, 2006 6:23 PM







Featured FREE Resource: