Church Advertising Humor: Your Dog Is Your God
As proof of the fact that even church sign advertising needs a good proofreader, we present you with this board from the Zion Missionary Church which sends a message very different from whatt was intended. If not a good proofreader, then a better security camera to catch the wise-ass that "spell-checked" this sign.
UPDATE: Apparently we have no intelligence and can't properly interpret a message when it's staring us in the face. See Comments.