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Cubicle Cooties Puts Cubicle Germs in Spotlight

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Pharmca, maker of all manner of anti-germ serums is promoting its line of germ killers with a microsite called Cubicle Cooties. The site explains the nastiness that lives within your cube as well as neighboring nastiness and how all that nastiness can be prevented by using one of five Pharmca germ-killing agents. The site's got pictures, a store locater, an image upload thingy where you can upload images of your "favorite cubicle cootie fighting efforts," a form to turn your disgustingly germ-infested cube mates in to your boss and, oh yes, a send to a friend feature.

Written by Steve Hall    Comments (2)     File: Online     Feb-10-06  

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Very entertaining. One suggestion would be to add a section for the proverbial projectile vomitting (with sound FX). That would get one to jump on the cootie cleansing bandwagon!

Posted by: John Boy on February 10, 2006 02:30 PM

Very good. I would also add a mini-movie starring "Judy Dirt" and how she walks around the office contaminating everythig. Show her sneezing into her hand, grabbing phone, coughing on the water cooler etc and perhaps, just perhaps, pleasuring herself with a pen then leaving it on the counter for anyone to use.

Posted by: John on February 13, 2006 11:52 AM

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