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Pony Launches World's Most Pointless Online Game

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We don't no whether to thank or hate Bucky Turco for bringing this feeble excuse for an online game for Pony to us. Called Teddy's Revenge, the game is supposed to somehow extend the company's "Rise Up Now" theme and involves the simplistic control over a character that walks, jumps and adhere's graffiti to storefronts. Pointless. Useless. Utter waste of marketing dollars. To satisfy curiosity, can someone please explain the point of this game and, if you had any involvement in it, what it's supposed to accomplish?

Written by Steve Hall    Comments (4)     File: Games, Online, Worst     Feb-16-06  

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Comments

That game totally rocks! I'm going to go out and buy... um... spraypaint... and a Pony?

I guess I am not cool because I don't know what Pony is other than a kind of mini-horse that comes with a giant pink comb.

It's amusing in a kind of gleeful nonsensical way, but yes - it's a little mediocre.

Posted by: Sean MacPhedran on February 16, 2006 08:04 PM

Pointless is an understatement! I think the creatives were onto a cool idea and then fell asleep.

Posted by: creative altruist on February 17, 2006 01:07 PM

Obviously, when you're out tagging in the hood, your Pony kicks will help you escape the zombie Crips and Bloods in their Pumas and their Adidas.

Not pointless. Poignant.

Posted by: Ted on February 17, 2006 02:20 PM

wiggity wiggity word up Ted. Its like I got my kicks and my graffiti right but all these bag head haters they be trying to knock me down word but my with my ponys on I can jump mad high and squash them fools its like you cant touch me when im out tagging in the japanese/les hood word for real i needs me some ponys cause graffiti is mad cool and like illegal and shit but i dont care cause i rock ponys and thats the chedda steeze

Posted by: anon on February 18, 2006 02:58 PM

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