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Rockvertising Reaches Those Living Under A Rock

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Noting how a friend explained no one needs any more promotions reminding one Valentine's day is tomorrow unless that person lives under a rock, David Berkowitz wittily coined the term "rockvertising to reach those who have simply left the building and disconnected from society. Berkowitz states igneous rocks work best at reaching the elusive 18-35 year old male and he would be happy to craft a well-form rockvertising program for you.

Written by Steve Hall    Comments (2)     File: Specialty     Feb-13-06  

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Comments

Naw. My longtime bachelor, ex-military boyfriend can always use many reminders! :)

Posted by: Bitch | Lab on February 13, 2006 09:46 PM

do these people have money and are they willing to spend...? i mean, if you want to be disconnected from society, you pretty much have fewer needs compared to a consumer living IN a society...

Posted by: pinkgal on February 14, 2006 01:03 PM

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