Credit Card Offer Increases Breast Size

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If a girl signed up for this Plastic Assets credit card, we wonder if a Paris Hilton spending level would cause her breasts to explode or, perhaps, hang to her knees. Yes, The Plastic Assets credit card offers FeelGood Points for each dollar spent which can be redeemed for various surgeries such as tummy tucks, lips injections and breast implants. Applicants can sign up for various card programs ranging from the B card to the DD card. Yes, of course this site is fake and was created solely for the purpose of climbing to the top, which it did, of The Huffington Post’s Contagious Festival. It also appears to be created by or at least sponsored by AOL as their banners are plastered all over the site. AdFeak links.

In all seriousness, it’s not a bad idea for an actual business. Without commenting on whether the size of a woman’s breasts should have any effect on her life (they do, like it or not), a credit card point program that allowed someone to work towards increasing breast size or obtaining any other type plastic surgery would, without doubt, be a wild success. Hmm, perhaps we should launch the venture.

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