Hot Girls Spread Peanut Butter On Car. Yes, This Is Advertising
It's amazing what a hot chic can get a guy to do so we'll preface this by saying that's the only reason we're updating you on the Smash My Viper million dollar homepage knock off. As you may recall, Smash My Viper launched after Alex Tew's amazing Million Dollar Homepage which did, in fact, earn him a million dollars. Since Tew's creation, there have been thousands of idiotic copycats. One though, Smash My Viper, used the time tested method of attracting attention: hot chics.
Smash My Viper sells pixels but, as part of the buy, also lets the buyer do damage to a shiny new Dodge Viper based on how many pixels are purchased. Because most marketers won't travel across the country just to scratch or drill a whole in a car, site operator Jason Gunther has enlisted help from a few very well rounded women in very tight clothing inflict the damage upon the Viper. All of this is caught on camera and posted on the site for your amusement and the increased views of advertiser's paid pixels.
You can watch Smash My Viper girl Kat drill a whole in the hood of the Viper while wearing an impossibly short pleated mini-skirt and tight cami. You can watch Alley, along with Kat, spread peanut butter and feathers all over the Viper while baring miles of cleavage. You can see three equally hot girls drape themselves all over the Viper before the damage begun. And, lastly, you can hear Kat speak. The sound of her voice is so disconnected from the hotness that is her body, it conjures the freakish imagery of a five year old with breasts.
There doesn't seem to have been any activity on the site since March 20 so maybe some of you more daring advertisers should give Jason a call. Or maybe we should should call this the end of a bad trend in advertising.