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Masturbation Isn't Always What It Seems But It Does Sell Shoes

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Girls. If you're going to get mad at your boyfriend for satisfying his urges without you, make sure you know what urges he's satisfying before you storm out of the room. And for those who like to stare into the windows of shoe stores because the sales woman is performing some sort of grinding activity atop a shoe, make sure you know what sort of activity is going on before you begin creating a sexual fantasy in your mind about what you just saw. FishNChimps points us to yet another campaign that tricks the mind into believing everything is about sex.

Written by Steve Hall    Comments (2)     File: Commercials, Good     Jul- 5-06  
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Umbro did this gag much better here.

Posted by: Kurt on July 6, 2006 04:35 AM

So what do they sell? After watching I have no clue, unless they should have put her price on the screen. Kurt several have done a better job.

Posted by: Roy on July 6, 2006 11:32 AM

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