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Vonage Has Answer For Bowel Phone Placement

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Adrants reader Lisa adds to our growing list of contextual advertising oddities with this odd Vonage ad placement in a story in, oddly enough, Reuters' Oddly Enough, about the odd placement of cell phones inside the human body. If you were wondering, a cell phone, apparently, does fit up your ass as proved by four prisoners in an El Salvador jail. It's too bad the four prisoners weren't able to see this news story about how their anal activities were discovered which had an ad for Vonage's much slimmer, more bowel friendly keychain phone next to it. Of course, the keychain phone requires the use of a PC which we are certain is not bowel friendly.

Written by Steve Hall    Comments (1)     File: Online, Strange     Sep- 8-06  
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Shove It Up Your Ass!
How many cell phones can fit in one rear end?
By Daniel Engber

Posted by: Kat on September 8, 2006 02:15 PM

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