Breasts, Elevators Converge to Sell Bras

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AdJab was sent this humorous Chinese spot which follows the seemingly overdone "push up bras make your boobs fucking huge" theme, this time by illustrating how difficult it is for a push up wearing woman to properly situate herself inside an elevator. It all makes one wonder about the difficulties females who actually have unassisted big breasts must deal with.

by Steve Hall    Oct- 2-06    
Topic: Commercials, Strange



Billboard Gets 'Chicks With Dicks' Treatment

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Defacing a billboard is a time honored activity practiced by pimple-faced highschool kids, angry cause group members and advertisers themselves. We've seen a lot of various defacements in our time but nothing's funnier than simple bathroom stall humor as seen on this billboard here. Click the image to see the true artistic abilities of these defacers.

by Steve Hall    Oct- 2-06    
Topic: Outdoor, Strange



Target Offers Personalized, Customized, Localized Weekly Ad

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To make it even easier to merch you, Target provides an option to receive a Weekly Ad via e-mail. If it were any easier they'd buy the products themselves, wrap them up and send over a pair of cute chicks in red uniforms and a gigantic Target truck to deliver them to you along with beer and hell, why not, maybe even a cheese calendar. But of course you have to do the buying, otherwise all Target's efforts are moot.

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by Angela Natividad    Oct- 2-06    
Topic: Good, Online, Promotions



The Fromage Girls: A Twist on that Tired old Raiderettes Calender

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We're not really even sure what these people were thinking but hey, sex sells everything so why not cheese? At the very least we'll finally learn the names of twelve of them for sure and that's great, because knowing cheese by name (regardless of the means) makes us more cultured. Right? - Contributed by Angela Natividad

by Angela Natividad    Oct- 2-06    
Topic: Strange



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Fried Egg Attracts Swimming Bean Sperm

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We don't know anyone who would dine on the combination of fried eggs and beans nor do we know what, exactly, this eurostar ad is trying to sell but any ad that turns beans into swimming sperm rightly deserves mention of Adrants.

by Steve Hall    Oct- 2-06    
Topic: Strange



Cuban: Anyone Who Buys YouTube is a Moron

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- Agency vet Scott G shares his views on agency diversity including his overhearing an agency exec tell a recruiter "No blacks or Hispanincs."

- Geico's back with another one of those caveman commercials.

- Bill Green from Make the Logo Bigger goes much further than our usually brief, pat hand slap offered marketers for their over reliance on consumer generated media and tells clients to take the handcuffs off their own agency's creative and watch what happens.

- Mark Cuban says anyone who buys YouTube is a moron.

- Advertising Age reviews Advertising Week and determines it's the booze that made it a success.

- Al Ries, weighing in a year later, thinks the name change from J. Walter Thompson to JWT is dumb.

- We liked Yahoo's Bully commercial. Predictably, Bob Garfield didn't.

- Clear Channel offers ad units that are shorter and shorter and shorter and shorter and shorter and...well...shorter.

by Steve Hall    Oct- 2-06    
Topic: Agencies, Trends and Culture, Video



Young Boy Plays with Barbie Dolls For A Reason

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This is a long commercial but stick with it. It pays off. Especially if you like that funky little Barbie song and bisexual preferences. It's for Tulipan condoms

by Steve Hall    Oct- 2-06    




Paris Promotes Aids Awareness by Catering to French Obsession With Sex

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Gorgeous moon tonight. Makes you want to curl up with someone you love and ... wait, is that a condom? An ad campaign sponsored by the city of Paris encourages its inhabitants to think about AIDs by sticking condoms where they don't belong hoping that you, in turn, will stick them where they do. Interesting work. Check out another ad from the same campaign here. - Contributed by Angela Natividad

by Angela Natividad    Oct- 2-06    
Topic: Campaigns, Good, Outdoor, Strange



Levitra Sponsors Elevator Up Buttons

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While most people may not associate an elevator's up button with an erection, someone in charge of Levitra's advertising in Sao Paulo do. Adrants reader Marcel Cabral tells us the "side effects may include a four hour erection" company has placed little ads on all the up buttons in various office building in the city. Witty

by Steve Hall    Oct- 2-06    
Topic: Good, Outdoor



Wrigley's Offers Dooney & Bourke Handbags

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Want a new Dooney & Bourke handbag? Head over Candystand where candy maker Wrigley's has partnered with Dooney & Bourke to host a contest to give away handbags. It's all to introduce the company's new packaging for its line of Cream Savers. In a separate promotion for Juicy Fruit, Wrigley's is offering a sweet looking, tricked out gaming laptop.

by Steve Hall    Oct- 2-06    
Topic: Online, Promotions



Minority-Owned Media Flooded With Insertion Orders

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In a hilarious bit of satire, George Simpson tells the ad industry we should be very careful what we wish for when it comes to supporting minority-owned media as we knee jerk react to having our asses plucked like a chicken. George goes on to tell us minority groups have staged protests in New York, Chicago, Atlanta, Los Angeles and Detroit in reaction to ad agencies over reaction and subsequent purchase of every last bit of minority-owned media's inventory. Reportedly, commercial minutes on minority-owned television stations has risen to 49 minutes leaving only 2 minutes for actual programming.

Protesters are reacting angrily as the same over reaction seems to be occuring in monority-owned print as well. One protester is said to have said, "The News is like reading one of those fat fall preview issues of fashion magazines where you have to flip through a hundred pages of ads before you even find the table of contents. It took me over an hour to find the editorial page yesterday."

As agencies hurriedly ran to prevent their asses being plucked like a chicken in response to the New York City Council knocking on their door, media departments got very busy. One agency exec said. "We ran, alright, straight to our media departments--and bought up every pod, flight, column inch and pixel of minority-oriented inventory"

by Steve Hall    Oct- 2-06    
Topic: Agencies, Good, Policy, Spoofs, Strange









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