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Bathroom Hand Dryer Ads Need Million Dollar Homepage Death

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Soon enough, you'll walk into a public rest room, enter a stall, close the door, open the toilet seat and, on the underside, be presented with a witty ad for some "ring around the collar" laundry detergent or hemorrhoid lotion Until then, you'll have to settle for video screens embedded in hand dryers that carry ads for hand creams that tell you using said hard dryer is destroying your hands and you should stop using it immediately, hence devaluing the medium, hence making it pointless in the first place. Nivea? Paging Nivea. Please place and ad on these hand dryers so we can kick them aside as quickly as we did million dollar homepages.

Written by Steve Hall    Comments (1)     File: Outdoor     Oct-15-06  

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Thanks for using my photo from my Hand Dryer with LCD Advertisements flickr entry: http://www.flickr.com/photos/avlxyz/269889967/

Posted by: avlxyz on October 16, 2006 10:43 PM

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