Dominos' Oreo Desert Pizza the New Obesity Drug

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It's official. Burger King and McDonald's are no longer the whipping boys for obesity. If pizza alone weren't enough to add mass to your body, Dominos, with help from JWT, has created a serious food oddity: the Oreo Desert Pizza, which, along with adding to one's body mass, will also, according to this commercial, give one an Oreo Desert Pizza Mustache. Or goatee. Or beard. Or whatever. Gross. Probably tastes really good though and the commercial's funny. Directed by The Perlorian Brothers.

by Steve Hall    Oct-29-06   Click to Comment   
Topic: Commercials, Good, Strange   

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Reginald Pike seem to get it right time after time

Posted by: Scamp on October 30, 2006 4:56 AM

does the name suggest that this sweet pizza can only be enjoyed in arid climates (dessert in the desert)?

Posted by: niggler on October 30, 2006 11:21 AM

Dominoes is the epitome of capitalism. Sell "it" to make money no matter what the consequence. "USA! USA! USA!"

Posted by: dpb3 on September 4, 2007 10:41 PM

Dominoes is the epitome of capitalism. Sell "it" to make money no matter what the consequence. "USA! USA! USA!"

Posted by: dpb3 on September 4, 2007 10:42 PM

The oreo pizza from dominos is the worst thing I've ever eaten besides liver.

Posted by: deb on September 8, 2007 8:34 PM

The oreo pizza from dominos is the worst thing I've ever eaten besides liver.

Posted by: deb on September 8, 2007 8:35 PM

Dominos Oreo pizza has officially replaced KFC's Famous Bowls as the worst food ever. The only way this monstrosity could be any worse would be if it were made from the boiled hearts of Tsunami orphans.

Way to go, Dominos.

Posted by: Charlie on September 9, 2007 5:20 PM

I have to agree with Deb.

If it had a soft poofy crust? Might not be all that bad -- like a chocolatey version of their Cinnasticks. But with the crust they have now? Imagine Oreos and marshmallow fluff on a really really big flavorless cracker.

Posted by: William Young on September 10, 2007 4:30 AM

That's not food. And the commercial makes it look disgusting. Yes, and the KFC bowl thing isn't food either. When I first saw that commercial, I thought it was a satire and was waiting for twist where, after disgusting us, they bring out the healthy food and tell us to eat right. They must be using 5 year olds in the test kitchens and marketing depts.

Posted by: Blandina on September 10, 2007 6:08 PM

Wrong on so many levels. Perfect example of a company that doesn't care if it gives you a heart attack, kills you by malnutrition, or makes it all too easy to serve this shit to your kids. People buying this "food" should consider the consequences of what they're doing to their bodies and how they're supporting evil corporations like this.

Posted by: Colleen Devine on September 15, 2007 4:24 PM

No one is forcing anyone to eat this nonsense. Why then is it the companies fault because the majority of people dont have self-control? Give me a break. We dont live in a Socialist society - thankfully. We have to fend for ourselves. Big deal there is another disgusting "treat" on the market. No one is forcing you to eat it. Just look away from the "pizza."

Posted by: Diane on September 16, 2007 4:39 PM

Charlie:

the hearts of small children are actually very good for you, and hey if a tsunami kills a bunch of them why not put them to good use? just like the Native Americans don't waste anything. mm mm tasty

Posted by: healthy man on October 3, 2007 9:16 AM

WHAT? These are not gross at all! They're delicious! KFC famous bowls rock too....

Posted by: Nickelodeon Fan on October 5, 2007 7:41 PM

learn how to spell ...it is dessert - not desert!

Posted by: amy on December 16, 2007 12:49 PM







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