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Jewelry Ad Draws Crowd Next to Breast Implants

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While we'd agree with Adrants reader David Panaccione that breast implants could certainly be categorized as "something that draws a crowd" as this Silpada Jewelry ad opposite a Glamour article on breast implants reads, but we're not sure breast implants give "more time for myself" as the ad also reads. Implants may certainly draw a crowd but if a crowd is drawn, there's not much opportunity to be by oneself. Anyway, the juxtaposition of thr ad and the article is marginally odd.

Written by Steve Hall    Comments (1)     File: Magazine, Strange     Oct-17-06  

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The ad should have showcased a string of pearls.

Posted by: Ted on October 18, 2006 01:19 PM

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