OJ Gets Bored with Obsolescence, Reminds Us All Why He's Creepy

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This November 27 and 29 Fox airs the OJ-sponsored special, OJ Simpson: If I Did It, Here's How It Happened. We'll tune in for the same reason you'd stop in traffic to watch a grotesque accident or drug bust - how can you not?

In two hours OJ gets to let his imagination run wild with Judith Regan (who's in charge of his book deal) over how he would have done Nicole and Ron in if - that is, if - he actually committed the murders we all know and believe our smiling football hero didn't commit.

"This is [...] the definitive last chapter in the Trial of the Century," says Mike Darnell, who's Fox's executive VP of alternative programming. Alternative. Yeah, that's a handy label.

Steve puts it most aptly: "Nothing like admitting guilt without admitting while admitting you're not admitting what you already did!" And if you can follow that sentence, maybe you should have been in court trying to piece Cochran out. - Contributed by Angela Natividad

by Angela Natividad    Nov-15-06   Click to Comment   
Topic: Strange, Television, Worst   

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This is the trial of LAST century. Seriously, wtf.

Posted by: ariel on November 15, 2006 4:09 PM

I cannot believe that Fox is airing this crap. He makes me sick to my stomach. I won't be surprised if Nicole Brown Simpson's family and Ron Goldman's family sue Fox for this. THIS IS WHAT IS WRONG WITH AMERICA!

Posted by: Coleen on November 16, 2006 12:38 PM

I cannot believe that Fox is airing this crap. He makes me sick to my stomach. I won't be surprised if Nicole Brown Simpson's family and Ron Goldman's family sue Fox for this. THIS IS WHAT IS WRONG WITH AMERICA!

Posted by: Coleen on November 16, 2006 12:38 PM

Find out who the advertisers are on this FOX show If I did it; line them up and boycott them now. Nothing else will work. What? Like people aren't going to buy the book and watch the show. Give me a break.

Just in time for Valentine's Day: Robert Blake's new book called Yeah , I did it. NOT!

Posted by: Dave on November 16, 2006 1:24 PM

It's so disgusting that it doesn't warrant a comment. So forget this.

Posted by: rickey on November 16, 2006 6:02 PM