Penile Protection Panders Pithy Penis Peculiarities

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If there weren't already enough sexual innuendo-laden marketing, Durex is bringing us even more seen-this, done-this, bored-with-this wink wink stuff on a site called The Pants Whisperer. On the site, you can find all the usual stuff: the hot doctor, the penis name generator, penis diagnosis, penis dickorations, a section called Bang It where people can upload videos of their personalized penile obsessions and, of course, the ubiquitous product information. So if you're feeling a bit inadequate today, head over to the site and pump yourself up with all sorts of penile obsession.

Written by Steve Hall    Comments (12)     File: Online, Strange     Nov-27-06  
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LOL!!! visit, leave, . visit,agn, explore...then come again to this fun site! every visit brings new charming interchanges with the hot hostess! Durex tops the pop ad charts with thgis eyecandy fun site. Print your penis name tag! Durex spent 1.6 million* last year and spending is expanding this year! 1.16 million* in the first sex months of o'sex!

* expanding ad spend figures from our friends at TNS Media Intelligence.

Posted by: the perpendickular adgoose on November 27, 2006 03:43 PM

LOL!!! visit, leave, . visit,agn, explore...then come again to this fun site! every visit brings new charming interchanges with the hot hostess! Durex tops the pop ad charts with thgis eyecandy fun site. Print your penis name tag! Durex spent 1.6 million* last year and spending is expanding this year! 1.16 million* in the first sex months of o'sex!

source: reliable

Posted by: the perpendickular adgoose on November 27, 2006 03:45 PM

Good God...when are flash designers going to learn to not slam the audio so hard! It's hard to play this stuff in your office when the speakers are blasting at 96dB! Guys...get a licensed audio expert. Remember...on computers, louder is NOT better.

Posted by: bw on November 28, 2006 12:10 PM

not. a. fan.

this is ad spending at its worst. im sure the flash designers, project managers, account team and creatives billed out the ass for something that will sit idle after 2 weeks worth of mediocre traffic.

this is like a digital "penis" game. go ahead, say it real loud, its not like there aren't enough dik pics to service this need anyhow.

Posted by: narnia on December 7, 2006 02:04 AM

Is this anything new...NO! Did I enjoy it...YES! I've been back 3 or 4 times now and each time back I've seen a new video intro (some funny, some not). I'm impressed with how much video is on this site. I think its great entertainment but I expect more given all that is possible online today.

Posted by: SpitnChicken on December 7, 2006 09:34 PM

The last commenter, SpitnChicken, works for the man.

Posted by: narnia on December 7, 2006 10:12 PM

spitn is def on the payroll, and narnia is def pissed. this much is obvious. the site is fine. if people hear about it, theyll check it out. maybe buy the rubbers. maybe not. so same result as any tv ad or magazine ad, which would cost a whole more than this thing when you add production and media together.

Posted by: hollowed on December 14, 2006 10:55 PM

spitn is def on the payroll, and narnia is def bitter for who knows what reason. this much is obvious. the site is fine. if people hear about it, theyll check it out. maybe buy the rubbers. maybe not. so same result as any tv ad or magazine ad, which would cost a whole more than this thing when you add production and media together.

Posted by: hollowed on December 14, 2006 10:55 PM

spitn is def on the payroll, and narnia is def bitter for who knows what reason. this much is obvious. the site is fine. if people hear about it, theyll check it out. maybe buy the rubbers. maybe not. so same result as any tv ad or magazine ad, which would cost a whole more than this thing when you add production and media together.

Posted by: hollowed on December 14, 2006 10:57 PM

and i have no idea why it posted three times. i'm sure narnia will tell me it's bc i'm an idiot.

Posted by: hollowed on December 14, 2006 10:59 PM

no. you're not an idiot. i like your style hollowed.

Posted by: narnia on December 15, 2006 09:26 AM

much appreciated, narnia. nothing like some friendly disagreement about penis humor in a blog to get the morning started.

Posted by: hollowed on December 15, 2006 10:34 AM

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