Mr Reach Rescues and Romances in Very Intimate Space
In another attempt to keep Canada busy, Ontario-based Fuel Industries creates the following advergame for Johnson and Johnson.
Mr. Reach and the Mouth of Mystery has our hero Mr. Reach pursuing danger of all sizes and shapes to save his buddy Jerry the narrator. Both are dormant TV personalities from the 80's and 90's. The site calls this "a story filled with secrets, romance, and adventure that dates back almost three hundred years... a story that could actually hold the key to the very answers you are seeking."
Our only question is whether all this romance and adventure and shit takes place inside our mouths. Because that's normally where toothbrushes fight injustices of all kinds - in our mouths. And if the answer is yes, this takes place in our mouths, oh man. That's a porno spoof just waiting to happen. - Contributed by Angela Natividad
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Hey Angela - actually, Mr. Reach is the name of TV icon (who knew he had a name?) and Jerry the Narrator is the friend he has to save. The toothbrush is, at time of press, yet unnamed.
"Because the hardest place to reach... is a woman's heart." I smell Oscar!!
Or maybe it's my breath. I'm going to go and use the tounge scraping feature on my Reach toothbrush to solve that... works like a charm.
Thanks Ryan, you are really on top of your game.
And Sean ... ugh. Haha.
Porn? You need help!
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