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Publicis Plunders, Butt Banned, Santa Subserves

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- Publicis Groupe wants to be advertising's God. Yes, it want full reign over the industry and is on it's way to accomplishing that goal by having acquisition discussions with Interpublic Group. George Parker thinks it's all a "giant fuck up."

_ Maine doesn't want to look at Santa's Butt while drinking beer. Yes, we know. It's strange.

- Here's a little holiday time-waster from Signature Marketing Solutions: Subservient Santa.

Written by Steve Hall    Comments (2)     File: Agencies, Policy, Strange     Dec- 4-06  

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Comments

Hey... Santa's butt my ass... It's all fucked up now... When Publicis takes over Interpublic... Wow, and I always thought the French were smart... OK, I'll just stick with the fact that every French woman I ever knew had the world's greatest ass.. Which has nothing to do with Santa or Interpublic... But, all I can say is... WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON???
Thank God I'm now a world famous author.
Cheers/George

Posted by: George Parker on December 4, 2006 07:17 PM

Funny!! Holy Koran! Type in pee; kiss elf; hit yourself and drink beer and other decadent commands. Could play this thing for hours!

Posted by: Avery Insinger on December 6, 2006 04:03 PM

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