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French Artist Creates Global Bukkake into Less-than-Welcoming Box

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We're not really sure why, and we wish it weren't that nauseating colour, but French artist Philippe Meste wants to create the biggest boxful of sperm ever.

The Spermcube seeks a fill of no less than one ton of human sperm, so if you can't get your 15 megabytes of fame then at least your little soldiers can when you make a donation. For those financially inclined and less biologically so, Meste also provides the option of becoming a shareholder via PayPal.

No words in English to describe our feelings about this one, so we'll shoot for the French: c'est degoulasse. Is it wrong for us to wonder about the smell?

Written by Angela Natividad    Comments (5)     File: Consumer Created, Human, Racy, Strange     Jan-23-07  

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Comments

Um...but is it art?

Posted by: Rob Graham on January 23, 2007 01:51 PM

The potential for millions of arthur's, or?

Like that fable of the acorn being the forest in a nutshell.

Posted by: forest on January 23, 2007 03:46 PM

I'm hoping this won't get me banned from this site, too.

But I will elaborate (repeat what I wrote on the linked site here)

nancy:
Yet, you would all let a child wonder at a pine cone or an acorn.

It's certainly different art. Creepy at first. But reflect on the possible artist statement. Think: there are trees on this earth 4000 years old that have given more to this planet and taken less. They record valid climate history. they give us the air we breathe

Check out the bristle cone pine, Methuselah.

And see if it deserves as much respect for its seed as your own species. The most frightful thing is that we have to think about if we really do deserve the respect.

And all you youngins have careers.

Posted by: forest on January 23, 2007 07:21 PM

Degueulasse! Indeed! You could say Gore too...
I'm so not proud being french sometimes...
What do you call us? arrogant, well I'd say useless and cheeky fake intellectual artists.
God save the Queen ;-)
Thanks for the nice email, always entertaining

Posted by: Tryxie on January 24, 2007 10:19 AM

Gross!!! that is the most sophmoric nonsense. Next the artist will move up to babies in a blender.

Posted by: closets on April 17, 2007 01:42 PM

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