Calling All Advertising Hotties: GoDaddy Wants Your Assets


If any of you ladies in the industry would like to leave behind demanding clients, whining account executives, pompous creative directors and groping bosses who only see you for your mini-skirted long legs and button-straining cleavage, now's your chance. GoDaddy is in search of another GoDaddy girl. If you win the contest, you can leave behind all that rampant sexism and be appreciated by Bob Parsons and the rest of the Godaddy folk for your important your mini-skirted long legs and button-straining cleavage. Sweet deal, huh?

You can prance around in tight tops while drooling film crew members spray you with water until the cold causes your breasts to offer up that quintessential reaction so many admire yet causes nothing but embarrassment for you. Sit next to Bob during interviews as he tries not to leer at you while asking you important questions about your background and decision to become a GoDaddy Girl. And, screw working on a Super Bowl commercial. Appear in one instead so 50 million American men can fantasize about you when they go to bed at night, Or to the bathroom after the commercial break. Sounds like a great career move. What are you all waiting for?

UPDATE: Actually, screw GoDaddy. Let's have an Adrants Advertising Hottie Contest. Sure it's sexist but it's also fun. Guys are welcome too. We'll think of a good prize. Put your submissions in Comments or send using the Contact link at the top of the site.

by Steve Hall    Mar-20-07   Click to Comment   
Topic: Promotions   

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User Generated Cleavage. I like it.

Posted by: rushing on March 20, 2007 6:16 PM

I’ve come to the conclusion I need more T&A on my blog. Bastards.

Posted by: makethelogobigger on March 20, 2007 7:33 PM

Hi Steve,

One small correction: As part of our contests, we *never* wet down anyone's tshirt, or do anything that might embarrass the contestants.

Best to you my friend,

Bob Parsons

Posted by: Bob Parsons on March 21, 2007 11:55 AM

Thanks for the clarification, Bob. I was actually thinking about to the recent Super Bowl spot (champagne) and that golf course one with the sprinklers.

Hmm. I guess I was a bit harsh. It's all in good fun:-) After all, you've built a successful empire and you're having fun doing it. I'm just sitting jealously on the sidelines :-(

Posted by: Steve Hall on March 21, 2007 12:18 PM

Don't her smooshed up breasts look a little, well, un-natural up there, not to say terribly uncomfortable...but as they say, to each their own!

Posted by: Jenniferwriter on March 21, 2007 1:15 PM

So Bob, can we then assume that you'll wait until your contest has a winner, and she's signed a contract to appear in one of your spots, before you and/or your "marketing department" wet her down?

My, what a gentleman you are.

Posted by: rushing on March 21, 2007 1:16 PM

Dear Jennifer, There's something to be said for "being smooshed up," don't you think? Isn't that what a WonderBra does to create the "wonder?"

Dear Rushing, I do like to think of myself as a gentleman. Candice took the champagne shower in our "marketing dept commercial, ran through the sprinklers in our "golf" commercial, and just hosed herself down in our "car wash" commercial, because, well...that's what she likes. She really gets into what she does. Thanks.

Bob Parsons

Posted by: Bob Parsons on March 22, 2007 2:48 AM