Freakishly Weird Laugh Follows Woman's Need For Real Meat

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We've seen this new Quiznos spot several times and every time we get to the end of it we cringe when a woman, after saying, "It's not lacking any meat and that's what real women need," lets loose this freakishly awkward laugh as if she were a high school teacher who just attempted to tell a joke to an auditorium full of students. It's like your mother telling a sex joke to your girlfriend when she meets your parents for the first time. It's like walking in on your parents while they're having sex. OK, it's not that freaky but this girl's laugh is just weird. We'll leave it at that.

Written by Steve Hall    Comments (25)     File: Commercials     Mar- 6-07  
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Comments

Are you serious??

Posted by: cheryl on March 6, 2007 12:33 PM

Ha! I'm glad someone else noticed this. Just need the addition of a thought-bubble saying "I need to get laid" with an emoticon wink after the freakish laugh.

Posted by: Ariel Waldman on March 6, 2007 12:35 PM

I'm very serious, Cheryl. It's just freakishly weird.

Posted by: Steve Hall on March 6, 2007 12:53 PM

Ahh!! Just when I was recovering from the Spongmonkey horror.

Posted by: daveednyc on March 6, 2007 02:04 PM

That's why all my friends are lesbians. The jokes are WAY better.

Posted by: closethipster on March 6, 2007 09:34 PM

I'm so glad someone else noticed this. I usually have to turn the channel mid-commercial so that I don't hear the girl's weird voice and laugh. It freaks me out THAT much!

Posted by: Keli on March 7, 2007 11:22 AM

I'm so glad someone else noticed this. I usually have to turn the channel mid-commercial so that I don't hear the girl's weird voice and laugh. It freaks me out THAT much!

Posted by: Keli on March 7, 2007 11:23 AM

I'm so glad someone else noticed this. I usually have to turn the channel mid-commercial so that I don't hear the girl's weird voice and laugh. It freaks me out THAT much!

Posted by: Keli on March 7, 2007 11:24 AM

Apparently it freaks me out so much that I had to post that three times. Sorry!

Posted by: Keli on March 7, 2007 11:28 AM

But she's hot!

Posted by: Giggles on March 10, 2007 02:10 PM

Apparently freakishly awkward laughter sells sandwiches because Quiznos recut the ad as a :60.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eZJIBuGHFfY

Posted by: Sean on March 12, 2007 02:27 PM

I agree, she is hot.

Posted by: alldfun on March 13, 2007 03:16 AM

I too change mid-commercial....
1. She is NOT hot.
2. Even if she ws hot the comercial runied any chance for her.
3. I have been trying to locate this since I frist saw it!! I am so glad to have found it here. I try to explain it to people who haven't yet experienced it but now I can just show them!!!
"Awkard Laugh"

Posted by: Anya on March 13, 2007 06:45 PM

I like the mortified look on her friend's face.

Posted by: Russ Havens on March 13, 2007 11:45 PM

Yes, seems quite sexually repressed.

But she's cute. I'll give her some meat

Posted by: Jobu on March 14, 2007 05:14 AM

Ohmigod. I hate her. I'm actually offended. And I love Man Meat. And I'm not prude. I just think she's offensive in her hysterical stupidity.

Posted by: Elizabeth on March 14, 2007 08:53 PM

i hate her voice she laughs like a DITSY IDIOT. I HOPE SHE GETS HIT BY A TRUCK. god I've had to watch that commercial 100+ times and it makes me sick. SHE IS SO GODDAMN ANNOYING I WANT TO END MY LIFE. stupid laugh. she is tupid. I would beat my meat in her face. UGHHHH

Posted by: Peter Davey on March 21, 2007 11:24 AM

i hate her voice she laughs like a DITSY IDIOT. I HOPE SHE GETS HIT BY A TRUCK. god I've had to watch that commercial 100+ times and it makes me sick. SHE IS SO GODDAMN ANNOYING I WANT TO END MY LIFE. stupid laugh. she is tupid. I would beat my meat in her face. UGHHHH

Posted by: Peter Davey on March 21, 2007 11:25 AM

Anytime I am fast forwarding my Tivo'ed shows through the commercials and I see her fly by, I rewind and watch a few times. It is too damn funny.

Before the laugh, you hear her words and wonder if she just compared the sub to a big, meaty penis -- then she laughs and removes all doubt.

And yes, she's hot. Not annoying at all. Then again, I spank it to Fran Drescher.

Posted by: Meate on March 24, 2007 04:01 PM

...and actually her friend keeps a straight face. She even nods in agreement.....then surely regrets it the instant she realizes what her ho friend just said.

Posted by: Meate on March 24, 2007 04:09 PM

I too am glad to have found this website. After watching that commercial ten too many times, I decided to google "quiznos commercial annoying laugh", and viola: 15,000 results.

Posted by: Adam on March 28, 2007 01:57 AM

i'm so glad someone else noticed the stupid annoying laugh of that dits. hearing it is like hearing nails scratching on a chalkboard, it's that irritating.

Posted by: james on April 1, 2007 10:57 PM

Are you people kidding? I love her laugh. I burst out laughing every time I see it. She's so cute.

Posted by: Mark on April 3, 2007 09:35 PM

THANK YOU for ranting on this girl's irritating giggle-snort-laugh! They aired this spot every.single.commercial.break during Battlestar Galactica's season finale, and each time I heard the ad's music come on I'd fight my boyfriend for the remote to flip channels, if only for that minute. Her laugh is like nails on chalkboard for me... there is nothing adorable about it. This ad must die. Seriously.

Posted by: Jenny on April 11, 2007 11:19 AM

www.quiznosbitch.ytmnd.com

Posted by: yarrrr on April 15, 2007 08:38 PM

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