Miller had Man Laws. Dial’s got something different. If you’re a man who’s sick of all that metrosexual crap, is happy with your ape-like body hair and took a pass on the Philips Body Groomer, Dial has something for you, the Man Luge. It’s simple. All you have to do is to avoid all the female-ish objects as you slide down the luge to total, complete manhood. And after you finish, you’ll likely need a shower and Dial is there to help with its Ultimate Clean hair and body soap. Nifty.
