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Svedka Encourages War-Mongerers to Drink Up

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The fembot vodka icons of Svedka are back with a politically provocative slogan: "Make cocktails, not war."

Wish our presidents thought that way. Well, maybe this one does. The Svedka campaign is probably just a thinly-veiled attempt to get us all to warm to the idea of robot rule before, after a short-lived golden age meant mainly to ease the transition, they all kill us for the sake of efficiency.

It's all just like Flight of the Conchords said it would be - except they failed to mention a critical component of our overtaking would be the T and A factor of said robots.

Written by Angela Natividad    Comments (2)     File: Outdoor     Apr-17-07  

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Comments

Is she some sort of robot escort?

Posted by: slinkybender on April 18, 2007 02:49 AM

Is she some sort of robot escort?

Posted by: slinkybender on April 18, 2007 02:58 AM

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