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3 Things We Learned About Skittles, Based on Latest Ads

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Can we put these somewhere on the packaging?

1. Skittles may encourage kinky roleplaying behaviour. "Be a bike, baby, be my bike. And I will bring you to heaven."

2. Skittles may actually be steroids. They both start with S and they're also both plural. Hey, it's an easy mistake to make.

3. Skittles may lead to violent tearing-asunder of world-as-we-know-it.

These new ads for Skittles created by TBWA, Toronto made us not want to have seconds. Outcomes take a turn we don't want to make after the titillating first handful.

We much prefer the Little Lad with the little dance and the I-hate-life! expression. He was so tame in comparison. What happened to that guy?

Written by Angela Natividad    Comments (2)     File: Brands, Commercials, Strange, Television     May-30-07  

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Comments

That "little guy" was American. We Canadians encourage kinky role-playing.

Posted by: Lucy on May 30, 2007 03:33 PM

That explains EVERYTHING.

Posted by: Angela on May 30, 2007 04:00 PM

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