Svedka Operates Beyond Realm of Human Understanding
We don't claim to understand Svedka's ad campaigns. To be honest, we don't even really want to, because it would force us to think too hard, and that would probably be playing right into the hands of the more efficient stainless-steel race.
That's all we need to know, really. But Copyranter finds all these (potentially vodka-induced) loose ends really frustrating.