Watching CNN Will Warn You, Distract You While Robbers Clean House?
Consequent two-second bummed feeling aside, we thought the in-the-box effect was mighty clever. But one could probably argue CNN more distracts than informs, because while the watchers idly admire us looking doe-eyed and confused, their houses are being robbed/hit by helicopters/scorched.
Slogan: "Be the first to know." Right, so you don't find out during 15 minutes of consequent lame, post-disaster.