Jennifer Aniston Doesn't Excite in Glaceau Water Campaign

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We simply can not put our finger on it but we haven't thought of Jennifer Anniston as attractive or sexy since back in the Friends days when, it seemed, nothing she wore could cover her permanently erect nipples. And even though she's doing the naked pretzel thing in this new ad campaign for Glacea Smartwatter, we're still not feeling it the way we did back then. It's very nice photography but it's just not exciting us that much about the product. Which, of course, is just fine because who really wants to get that excited about a bottle of water?

by Steve Hall    Jun-12-07   Click to Comment   
Topic: Campaigns, Celebrity   

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Look closer, Steve. She's not naked. She's wearing a white swim suit of sorts. And Jennifer Aniston - even fully clothed in a parka - should get any hetero man excited.

Posted by: Steve's Closet on June 12, 2007 1:00 PM

Naked, not naked, whatever. Can we get just rid of that overused pose?

Posted by: makethelogobigger on June 12, 2007 1:13 PM

She's beautiful! This looks like a bad editorial decision regarding the picture itself. She's had better.

Posted by: Chrysta on June 12, 2007 2:09 PM

She's beautiful! This looks like a bad editorial decision regarding the picture itself. She's had better.

Posted by: Chrysta on June 12, 2007 2:11 PM

She's beautiful! This looks like a bad editorial decision regarding the picture itself. She's had better.

Posted by: Chrysta on June 12, 2007 2:11 PM

Get glasses and maybe things will look different.
She is wearing some kind of a white swimsuit.
She's beautiful but I have seen even better
pictures.

Posted by: Sam on June 12, 2007 3:40 PM

Get glasses and maybe things will look different.
She is wearing some kind of a white swimsuit.
She's beautiful but I have seen even better
pictures.

Posted by: Sam on June 12, 2007 3:42 PM

She is a beautiful lady-you didn't spell her name correctly-it's Aniston.To view all the pics in the SmartWater campaign check out the newest Vanity Fair or Glamour magazines. They have all of them. You critiqued the wrong one- the one that has her at the table is gorgeous. She's dressed in a sexy outfit and looks stunning...But she looks fantastic in this one too.

Posted by: carolina on June 12, 2007 4:19 PM

She is a beautiful lady-you didn't spell her name correctly-it's Aniston.To view all the pics in the SmartWater campaign check out the newest Vanity Fair or Glamour magazines. They have all of them. You critiqued the wrong one- the one that has her at the table is gorgeous. She's dressed in a sexy outfit and looks stunning...But she looks fantastic in this one too.

Posted by: carolina on June 12, 2007 4:21 PM

What are you crazy she was beautiful on Friends and she is still beautiful now. She looks better than ever and she's know toothpick either. Jen looks awesome

Posted by: Shan on June 12, 2007 5:15 PM

Does nothing for the brand and for me...missed opportunity!

Posted by: Steve Swanson on June 12, 2007 6:43 PM

Does nothing for the brand and for me...missed opportunity!

Posted by: Steve Swanson on June 12, 2007 6:43 PM

Come on people! She looked AMAZING in "The Break Up."

Posted by: Terry on June 12, 2007 7:10 PM

You didnt use the best shot of the campaign. The irony of a "smart water" as running in the Vanity Fair Afica issue is great

Posted by: keatso on June 12, 2007 7:43 PM

Check out the jowls (chin) she is a man! Not so sexy to us men.

Posted by: Rex on June 12, 2007 8:46 PM

ARE YOU KIDDING? I AM FEELING THE EXCITEMENT AND I'M A GIRL!!

Posted by: VICKY on June 12, 2007 9:17 PM

I think she's gorgeous, but it's because you can't help but think, she's not as gorgeous as Angelina. Come on, that women is just plain devastating.

Posted by: Alison Byrne Fields on June 12, 2007 10:20 PM

That picture doesn't look like jennifer her face looks completely different her new nose looks so much better it makes her look much more attractive.

Posted by: michelle on June 13, 2007 10:32 AM

I think Steve Hall is another jealous gay! Atleast she is not modeling a tattoo and long skinny hand with visible veins!!!

Posted by: brownies on June 13, 2007 9:50 PM

I think Steve Hall is another jealous gay! Atleast she is not modeling a tattoo and long skinny hand with visible veins!!!

Posted by: brownies on June 13, 2007 9:52 PM

You are so gorgeous JEN! Go for it girl!!! You are so lovely as ever .............mwaaaaahhhh

Posted by: carla on June 15, 2007 6:49 AM

You are so gorgeous JEN! Go for it girl!!! You are so lovely as ever .............mwaaaaahhhh

Posted by: carla on June 15, 2007 6:51 AM

Glaceau made a brilliant choice in Jennifer Aniston. She is gorgeous. The perfect picture of health and goodness. Nothing dirty or sleazy about her. I was so impressed that I stocked up on Smart Water and will continue to do so.

Posted by: Mollye on June 15, 2007 10:32 PM





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