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Water Aimed at Just the Right Artifice Can Be ... Delightful

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Maybe knowing that a bare ass is at least the quickest way to get our attention, Toto's Clean is Happy shows us the backsides of its spokespeople before we ever see their faces. (Which makes things sort of awkward when we finally do.)

And we could have dealt with that. What we couldn't deal with was the smiling woman telling us a bidet is all about relaxation and wellness as she sat, perkily perched, atop a toilet.

The site was put together by the Jonestown School of Advertising. Must have been a pretty hit-or-miss project. For every classmate whose junk in the trunk we wanted to gawk at when we were in school, there were at least 10 that we hoped would keep theirs stashed.

Written by Angela Natividad    Comments (6)     File: Online, Strange     Jul- 5-07  

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although it is kind of interesting to see who has a tattoo back there and who doesn't.

Posted by: tc on July 6, 2007 11:57 AM

This is now my wallpaper. Who knew Steve kept himself in such great shape!

Posted by: daveg on July 7, 2007 09:55 PM

This is now my wallpaper. Who knew Steve kept himself in such great shape!

Posted by: daveg on July 7, 2007 09:56 PM

This is now my wallpaper. Who knew steve kept himself in such great shape!

Posted by: daveg on July 7, 2007 09:56 PM

poop

Posted by: Gus Mitchem on July 9, 2007 10:02 AM

How can ANYTHING be happy after getting water in the eye?

Posted by: Daniel on July 12, 2007 04:25 PM

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