Hey Dude, BYU Doesn't Wanna See Your Thong
Cowabunga!
Gotta admire the strides Brigham Young University takes to protect the modesty of its Christ-centered scholars. Check out the policy on thongs and hemlines.
BYU grad Dooce piously laments, "I would have loved to have cartoon turtles call me 'dude' and remind me that 'piercings aren't acceptable, bro!' Would have brought me closer to Jesus."
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I want to know who thought it was a good idea to use Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles to appeal to college students.
LP: The same fine folks who think grooming yourself "acceptably" will make you cool with Jesus! Cowabunga!
Jesus is way cool. He can turn water into wine! Too bad mormons don't drink because that's a handy talent JC has.
I was sporting about two-years growth on my head until recently, in a crazy moment, I went all BYU with the trimmer.
Now, sadly, the convenience store clerks no longer call me "Man."
Kudos (seriously). I got this message when I visited their modesty/grooming page just now:
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LOL!