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If You Can't Shit Roses, At Least Shit Glitter

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Here's a decadent delight. Adrants reader Candace pointed us to this story about the Gold Pill. Created by Tobias Wong and Ju$t Another Rich Kid, the pills increase your self worth and literally make your excrement sparkle -- all for just $425.

If you've got the money to burn and your self-worth to protect (with FLECKS OF GOLD IN PILL FORM!), you may as well wash it down with some Bling H2O. The Tang Dynasty -- or at least P. Diddy -- probably did worse.

Written by Angela Natividad    Comments (2)     File: Packaging, Strange     Dec-11-07  

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Comments

awesome... you're basically shitting away 425 dollars...

Posted by: monica on December 12, 2007 12:19 PM

that's amazing...I want some! just to say that I shit gold

Posted by: James Gerber on December 12, 2007 12:42 PM

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