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Staffblaster Makes Hard-Partying Cogs Look Lively Upon Entry

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In lieu of a season's greeting, AIS, London gives us a holiday tool we'd actually like to use.

The Staffblaster attacks dronelike employees -- likely sleepy, hungover and shoddily dressed -- right as they walk through the door (typically between nine and 10 AM).

Must do wonders for morale.

Written by Angela Natividad    Comments (0)     File: Agencies, Good, Online, Spoofs     Dec-12-07  

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