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Apple Gets Laptop Whores Salivating Over Skinny

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Electronic anorexics, rejoice: yesterday Apple announced the Macbook Air, which -- according to a gushy Jobs -- fits in an envelope! See the ad (mellow but oddly appealing), or have a Steve-ite walk you through the Air's features -- among which are one USB port and no optical drive.

But hey, why play your own DVDs when you can rent them off iTunes and add to the black turtleneck empire? Sickos.

Jan-16-08   Comments (0)    File: Commercials
  

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