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Billboard Commands Passersby to Fornicate With It

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In yet another example of what constitutes acceptable advertising in countries outside the United States, we have this billboard in Denmark with a decidedly blunt message. Promoting the alcoholic energy drink Cult Shaker, the events the company hosts and its "Cult Girls," the board asks us to "fornicate" the naked girl shown on the billboard because she is famous.

Hopefully, nobody takes board's message too seriously and starts humping it like a frustrated boy at a high school prom who, for the whole night, has been maddeningly titillated by his date's protuberant prom dress cleavage and, as a result, is nearing both an embolism caused by his throbbing heart rate and the onset of another imminently explosive, uncontrollable bodily event.

Whoa. Where did that come from? Well, hey, the board is pretty blunt so why not some blunt editorial to accompany it?

by Steve Hall    Comments (4)     File: Outdoor, Racy     Jan- 6-08     

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Comments

That is one sexy poster. My eyes first of all checked out the hot chick for a glimpse. Then next the caption of what she is asking me to do to her. Then I had to check her out closer, and then my mind needed to know what brand she was selling. That is one incredible way to creative market.

Posted by: John Calkins on January 6, 2008 06:27 PM

That's it. I'm suing. I used that tagline my entire college career, and they felched it. I have a feeling it'll work a lot better for them, though.

Posted by: M.M.McDermott on January 6, 2008 11:44 PM

Dont you know the David Guetta parties?
The "Fuck me I'M Famous" is the name of these.

Posted by: qucoch on January 7, 2008 06:25 AM

I apologize for living in America and for being so dumb about worldly Fuck Me parties.

Posted by: Steve Hall on January 7, 2008 08:59 AM

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