Heart-Shaped Crotch Shot Promotes Italian Footwear Quality
In the customs line at Heathrow we saw this leggy ad reading "I love Italian shoes."
And then we blinked. What's that logo in the upper left-hand corner? Is that a wide-open, heart-shaped pair of legs? Then we understood. If crotch shots keep Britney in the public eye, why not use the same method to promote the quality of Italian footwear?
The logo and ads are brought to you by ANCI, the National Association of Italian Footwear Manufacturers. The ad we saw (and hastily snapped for posterity) goes on to say, "The words 'Made in Italy' are a guarantee of fine Italian-crafted shoes."
Who are we to say a quality product can't open wide every once in awhile?
Comments
what the fuck are you talking about? that is not a crotch shot - it's a pair of high-heeled shoes sole-to-sole.
get yer mind out of the gutter.
I thought it looked like a Uterus.
I thought it looked like a uterus too, complete with the gray circles as ovaries.
You are wacked. How much porn-watching does it take to see a crotch-shot in a pair of shoes?!
Commercials may be a lot like porn, but sometimes a shoe is just a shoe. Maybe not very good looking shoes, but they're shoes. The type is a big hint.