Because Some of Them Needed a Big Ol' Platter of Common Sense.
"Unibrow aside, would you wanna date a woman who smelled like nuts? Cashews in particular."
"If you're looking for work, it helps if you're a lizard."
We love how he can never seem to remember the brand name for all those beer ads he mentions.
Oh yeah, and he also liked that ad where the spider eats the magical firefly. That spot really deserved more cred.
This is the second effort of Miller's to invite itself into the Super Bowl water cooler circle without actually spending the cash. Check out how it steals a little of Budweiser's fire by increasing the dalmatian:Clydesdale ratio.
Low, right? But also coy. Very coy.