OMG! See Danica Patrick Expose Her Beaver!

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OK, we can totally understand why FOX didn't accept the "beaver" version of Danica Patrick's GoDaddy commercial. Paparazzi drooling over "beaver." "Celebrities" holding beavers in their laps. Danica cooing into the camera, "A domain name and a website from GoDaddy.com give me all the exposure I need so I can keep my beaver safe and out of site." Right. Like there's no double meaning there, Bob. Yawn.

Oh, and let's not forget the Candice Michelle version in which a doofus is too busy registering domain names to watch the game and his friend can't help but inject his sexual fantasies into the scenario. Hey Bob, we've got the perfect tagline for GoDaddy. Ready? Here it is. "GoDaddy Gets You Laid." Simple enough. After all, that is what you're trying to say, right?

by Steve Hall    Feb- 3-08   Click to Comment   
Topic: Bad, Celebrity, Commercials, Super Bowl 2008   

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It's more like, "Young, male and unable to approach a woman in real life? Set up your own domain name and you can fantasize about anything you like!"

Posted by: Duncan on February 4, 2008 6:43 AM