'Fetch' Didn't Happen. Neither Will 'Shmmom'
The movie American Pie made the term MILF famous. You hear it everywhere. Even where you shouldn't like in kid's movies. Somehow we don't think the same will happen with the term Shmmom or Smoking Hot Minivan Mom. Yea, we know. It's a mouthful. Leave it to a local car dealer to think up this crap.
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Mothers with higher standards and tired of being seen as MILF are now promoting the acronym:
DAMNEF
Douchebags any mother's never ever f-in
Of course you have to be hot, intelligent, and over 45 to be considered one of these mothers. Only then will you understand how to engage even damnef in conversation, that they too will find meaning in their life outside the usual boob affair posted on this forum.
The damnef are not the damned. They are just waiting for their brains to blossom inspiring thoughts.