Adland Causes Runny Farts and Will Kill You

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This just in!! This "Reuters" story is one day late but apparently adland kills us all and is the cause of 1.6 million deaths each year. Apparently, a "runny farty residue" is one of the initial causes. Reuters reports, "Contact with, or even being in the proximity of adland is known to trigger acute bone liquification disease, chronic restless face syndrome, and a deadly soup of bacteria called gumbo that shoots out of your nostrils."

Hey, "Reuters," if you're gonna do the April Fool Day thing, at least date your articles properly:-) Kidding. Adland dated her story just fine.

by Steve Hall    Apr- 2-08   Click to Comment   
Topic: Spoofs   

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something is weird here. If i click the link adland it goes to Wikipedia Blacklist.
If i copy it i get: http://commercial-archive.com/node/143209
but it goes to the same place:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Blacklist#Computing

Posted by: Page Schorer on April 2, 2008 8:18 PM

I suspect that someone has hacked adland's server and put a re-director on it. Doesn't matter how get there (i tried google links as well) you end up Wikipedia's listing for "Blacklist computer".

Maybe the runny fart association in action...

Posted by: Page Schorer on April 2, 2008 9:18 PM





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