To Celebrate Growth, Agency Offers Free Tattoos (Branded, of Course)


In case anyone's looking for a job: "In recognition of the fact that Captains of Industry has won new business and is looking for more Captains to join its ranks, the company is offering free temporary tattoos of its logo*. Anyone who wants a nifty Captains tattoo should send their request to

Get 'em while they last!

*For a limited time only, while supplies last, one per person, household or pet. Cannot be combined with any other offer. Offer void in Uzbekistan."

Have at it. Angela? The tattoo, not the job!!

by Steve Hall    May-22-08   Click to Comment   
Topic: Agencies, Human, Promotions   

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Gro-tesque. Also, I think her gold necklace is fake.

Posted by: Angela on May 22, 2008 11:44 AM

Angela don't need no stinkin' tattoos... She's fucking dynamite just the way she is...
Check out my "Boob Mouse" on AdScam.

Posted by: george parker on May 22, 2008 12:42 PM

GP, I'm really touched that you feel that way, especially in light of the gigantic tattoo that I already have and can never, ever, ever erase.

Posted by: Angela on May 22, 2008 1:20 PM

Jesus Angela...
You certainly know how to turn a young, inexperienced guy on. Does Steve know about your "hidden" qualities?

Posted by: george parker on May 22, 2008 1:29 PM

I should hope so, George. He did find me on a webcam site.

Posted by: Angela on May 23, 2008 12:12 PM

Are you a Russian Bride then?

Posted by: george parker on May 23, 2008 12:49 PM

Stanton Optical

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