Hayden Panettiere: A Vote for McCain's a Vote for Getting Bent Over -- Like One of His Lobbyists!
Hayden Panettiere, the tortured chick on Heroes who can never die, joins an assembly line of celebrities hoping to affect your vote.
"There are three things think I all citizens should do: smoke cigarettes, vote for John McCain, and don't wear a seatbelt," she says with vigor, tossing in a few "FUCKs" just for shock value.
You get the gist. Thank Funny or Die, which also brought us that high-larious Paris Hilton for President video -- which also makes Obama look incidentally good by reminding us all McCain's old and off his rocker.