Hired Elf Makes Mischief at White+Partners

If ever an elf is offered to you, I can say with relative certainty that it would be scientifically impossible -- futile, even -- to decline. The likelihood of wild, wonderful, madcap hijinks is just. Too. Great.

So after hearing that Santa's shrinking down its workforce, agency White+Partners leaped at the opportunity to get a pointy-eared labourer of its own.

He is horrors. But even if he punches balls and gives unsolicited lap dances, don't you still kind of want one?