Emerald Nuts: The Snack of Choice for Discriminating French ... Nuts.

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"French squirrel goes nuts" -- one more reason to avoid bringing housewarming gifts to your vinyl-spinning French neighbour,* squirrel or not.

"Thank you, Larry, for picking these sad little acorns out of the dirt and putting them in this box. I feel so warm and tingly inside; now we will be friends forever."

Cold, man, cold.

Disseminated for Emerald Nuts, the brand of choice for nut elitists (and kryptonite to the mischievous Robert Goulet!), by Feed Company.


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*Exceptions to this rule include AIR and Justice -- but if you're lucky enough to find yourself living next door to them, we suggest bringing gifts of gold, frankincense and myrrh, rather than nuts, roasted or not.

by Angela Natividad    Mar- 6-09   Click to Comment   
Topic: Brands, Campaigns, Online, Video   

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