Pasty White Chicks and Desperate Virgins Need Vacation.
Hyatt's running a sweepstakes called The Big Welcome, where you can win a bunch of free nights in Unspeakably Awesome parts of the world.
That's cool and all, but the effort's being promoted with two wristslash-worthy attempts at irony.
o Suntan. (Possibly the only blonde ditzes alive that aren't fun to watch.)
To Hyatt: who wrote these scripts, and can you still get out of paying the invoice with a series of strategic temper tantrums? Because this shit's not doing you any favors.