Milk Saves Princesses from Bitchiness and Spinsterhood
Who needs Disney when you've got the California Milk Processor Board? Watch with conviction renewed how two princes-to-be win royal mates.
o One, by calming the tragic storms of PMS
o The other, by taming her Medusa hair
...all with ice-cold glasses of milk.
What a charming world we live in. This subtle reinforcement of fairy-tale values brought to you by agency Grupo Gallegos and the fine artisans at Psyop.